Sermon for September 20th, 2020

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16 Then Jesus said to the disciples, “There was a rich man who had a manager, and charges were brought to him that this man was squandering his property. 2 So he summoned him and said to him, ‘What is this that I hear about you? Give me an accounting of your management, because you cannot be my manager any longer.’ 3 Then the manager said to himself, ‘What will I do, now that my master is taking the position away from me? I am not strong enough to dig, and I am ashamed to beg. 4 I have decided what to do so that, when I am dismissed as manager, people may welcome me into their homes.’ 5 So, summoning his master’s debtors one by one, he asked the first, ‘How much do you owe my master?’ 6 He answered, ‘A hundred jugs of olive oil.’ He said to him, ‘Take your bill, sit down quickly, and make it fifty.’ 7 Then he asked another, ‘And how much do you owe?’ He replied, ‘A hundred containers of wheat.’ He said to him, ‘Take your bill and make it eighty.’ 8 And his master commended the dishonest manager because he had acted shrewdly; for the children of this age are more shrewd in dealing with their own generation than are the children of light. 9 And I tell you, make friends for yourselves by means of dishonest wealth so that when it is gone, they may welcome you into the eternal homes.

10 “Whoever is faithful in a very little is faithful also in much; and whoever is dishonest in a very little is dishonest also in much. 11 If then you have not been faithful with the dishonest wealth, who will entrust to you the true riches? 12 And if you have not been faithful with what belongs to another, who will give you what is your own? 13 No slave can serve two masters; for a slave will either hate the one and love the other, or be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve God and wealth.”

Jesus and His Pair of Bowls: The Unjust Manager

Please forgive me if you've heard me tell the following joke one too many times, but it's perfect for today's parable, so I couldn't resist.

One day a wealthy businessman was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road eating grass. Disturbed, he yelled at his driver to stop, and he got out to investigate. He asked one man "Why are you eating the grass?" "We don't have any money for food" the poor man replied. "So we have to eat grass." "Well then, come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the businessman said. "But sir, I also have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, behind that tree." "Ok, bring them along too" the businessman replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also." The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SEVEN children with me!" "Very well then, bring them all" the businessman answered. They all piled into the limousine, which was no easy task. Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the businessman and said, "Sir, you are truly too kind.. Thank you for taking all of us with you. The businessman replied, "No problem, I'm glad I could help. Besides, you'll really love my place...the grass is almost a foot high!"

Today's parable is about an unscrupulous businessman, someone who seems pretty unlikeable in all respects...and yet, Jesus himself commends this character and says we should be more like him. This is probably one of the most difficult and perplexing parables in all of the teaching of Jesus, and there have been as many different interpretations of it as there have been readers and interpreters in the past 2,000 years.

As you know, I like to ask the question, "who am I" in this story, or "who are we?" Last week I suggested that as wealthy Americans, we could best identify with the rich landowner in the parable of the vineyard workers. But in today's parable, even though it begins with a certain rich man--I'm not so sure he's the one I identify with the most.

On the other hand, the dishonest, unscrupulous manager, who squanders what has been entrusted to him, and when his actions finally catch up with him, he risks losing everything and being thrown out on the street, too weak for manual labor and too proud to beg? Yeah, I can identify with that guy. That may come as a surprise to some of you.

When I first began to sense that God was calling me to ministry as a pastor, my honest reaction was, "Hell no!" I'm not qualified to be anyone's role model. I know what goes on in the deepest, darkest recesses of my mind. I know all the horrible things I do when I think no one is looking. I was not--and still am not--a "good" person by any stretch of the imagination. My closest friends from childhood, and my family members all validated this for me: "You? A Pastor? Are you sure about that?"

I have spent the last eight years of my life dreading the day when I really screw things up, and everyone finally realizes, "What were we thinking? That guy is a mess--he should *never* have even set foot in a church, let alone think that he could actually lead one."

And when that day comes, I have often wondered, "what will I do?" Like the character in our story, I am too weak to dig, and too proud to beg. But maybe, if I really screw things up, maybe someone will remember something nice I did for them, something kind, and maybe--just maybe--the judgement I truly deserve will be tempered with a little bit of mercy, which I don't deserve, and there will be a place for me, even a small one, in our community.

So yes, I can identify with the dishonest manager, in all of his flaws, and in all of his desperation to redeem himself in his hour of judgement.



  • "Jesus is suggesting in this reading that it is possible to manage possessions and money in ways that can lead us into life with God."
  • monkey trap? It's only when we let go of the things we think are important/necessary that we can grasp the dynamics (economics?) of God's kingdom. You have to lose in order to win.
  • God takes the unrighteous (money, people, etc.) and makes them righteous. First/Last, Last/First.


A rich businessman wandering by the shore of a lake one day was disturbed to find a fisherman sitting lazily on the bank, beside his overturned boat.

“Why aren’t you out there fishing?” he asked. “Because I’ve caught enough fish for today,” said the fisherman. “Why don’t you catch more fish than you need?” the rich man asked.

"What would I do with them?”

“You could earn more money,” came the impatient reply, “and buy a better boat so you could go deeper and catch more fish. You could purchase nylon nets, catch even more fish, and make more money. Soon you’d have a fleet of boats and be rich like me.”

The fisherman asked, “Then what would I do?”

“You could sit back and enjoy life,” said the industrialist.

“What do you think I’m doing now?” the fisherman replied as he looked calmly out to sea.