Sermon for June 18th, 2017

==Jonah 2:1-10

1 And out of the belly of the fish he prayed to Yahweh, his God; and he said:

2 Out of the affliction in which I was I called upon Yahweh, And he answered me; out of the belly of Sheol I cried. You heard my voice. 3 You cast me into the abyss, into the heart of the sea, and the flood was all about me. All your billows and your waves passed over me

4 And I said: I am cast out of the sight of your eyes. How shall I behold again your holy Temple? 5 The waters were all about me even to my throat, the abyss encompassed me. The seaweed was wrapped about my head 6 at the roots of the mountains. I went down into the countries beneath the earth, unto the peoples of the past.1 (I descended into a region whose bars were shut upon me for ever) But you raised up my life from the pit, Yahweh, my God.

7 Even while my soul fainted within me, I remembered Yahweh, And my prayer came before you into your holy Temple. 8 Those who serve worthless idols forfeit the grace that was theirs.

9 But I with voice of praise will sacrifice to you. The vow that I have made I will fulfil. From Yahweh comes salvation.

10 And Yahweh spoke to the fish, and it vomited Jonah out upon the shore.

Jonah: From the Belly of the Whale

How are a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.

What do whales eat? Fish and ships.

Fact: Did you know that a blue whale is so long, if it were laid out lengthwise on a football field, the game would totally have to be cancelled?

How can you make a whale float? With root beer, ice cream and a whale?