Sermon for March 27th, 2016

Acts 1:1-11

1In the first book, Theophilus, I wrote about all that Jesus did and taught from the beginning 2until the day when he was taken up to heaven, after giving instructions through the Holy Spirit to the apostles whom he had chosen. 3After his suffering he presented himself alive to them by many convincing proofs, appearing to them during forty days and speaking about the kingdom of God. 4While staying with them, he ordered them not to leave Jerusalem, but to wait there for the promise of the Father. “This,” he said, “is what you have heard from me; 5for John baptized with water, but you will be baptized with the Holy Spirit not many days from now.” 6So when they had come together, they asked him, “Lord, is this the time when you will restore the kingdom to Israel?” 7He replied, “It is not for you to know the times or periods that the Father has set by his own authority. 8But you will receive power when the Holy Spirit has come upon you; and you will be my witnesses in Jerusalem, in all Judea and Samaria, and to the ends of the earth.” 9When he had said this, as they were watching, he was lifted up, and a cloud took him out of their sight. 10While he was going and they were gazing up toward heaven, suddenly two men in white robes stood by them. 11They said, “Men of Galilee, why do you stand looking up toward heaven? This Jesus, who has been taken up from you into heaven, will come in the same way as you saw him go into heaven.”

First Church: Is This the Time?

A Baptist, a Catholic, and a Presbyterian all die in a tragic accident, and are met at the pearly gates by Saint Peter, who tells them they can enter heaven if they can answer one simple question: What is Easter?

The Baptist replies, "Oh, that's easy, it's the holiday in November when everybody gets together, eats turkey, and is thankful..."

"WRONG," replies St. Peter, and turns to the Catholic. What is Easter?

"Is it the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Santa Claus?"

"WRONG," replies St. Peter in great disgust. But the Presbyterian just simles, looks St. Pete in the eye, and says:

"Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and the disciples were eating at the Last Supper, and He was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by Judas, one of the disciples. The Romans took Him to Pontius Pilate, made Him wear a crown of thorns, and He was hung on a cross. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder. Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out, and if He sees his shadow there will be six more weeks of winter."

I'm guessing that the vast majority of you here today are actually quite familiar with the story of Easter, and the resurrection of Jesus Christ. In fact, as I look out at the congregation today, I think it's probably a fair assumption that the vast majority of you are lifelong church-goers, and so you've heard the Easter story dozens of times or more--probably every Easter Sunday stretching back as far as you can remember.

Since we're such an advanced crowd, we're going to do something a little unconventional this year. We're going to skip forward

Text begins with a look back (in the first book). So will we. Jerusalem --> Judea and Samaria --> the ends of the earth 1st Century Church --> FPC El Paso 1882 --> FPC El Paso 2016 Looking backwards, looking forwards, looking up.

Prayer of Teresa of Avila: God of love, help us to remember that Christ has no body now on earth but ours, no hands but ours, no feet but ours. Ours are the eyes to see the needs of the world. Ours are the hands with which to bless everyone now. Ours are the feet with which he is to go about doing good.