Sermon for July 22nd, 2012

2 Samuel 7:1-14A

1Now when the king was settled in his house, and the LORD had given him rest from all his enemies around him, 2the king said to the prophet Nathan, "See now, I am living in a house of cedar, but the ark of God stays in a tent." 3Nathan said to the king, "Go, do all that you have in mind; for the LORD is with you." 4But that same night the word of the LORD came to Nathan: 5Go and tell my servant David: Thus says the LORD: Are you the one to build me a house to live in? 6I have not lived in a house since the day I brought up the people of Israel from Egypt to this day, but I have been moving about in a tent and a tabernacle. 7Wherever I have moved about among all the people of Israel, did I ever speak a word with any of the tribal leaders of Israel, whom I commanded to shepherd my people Israel, saying, "Why have you not built me a house of cedar?" 8Now therefore thus you shall say to my servant David: Thus says the LORD of hosts: I took you from the pasture, from following the sheep to be prince over my people Israel; 9and I have been with you wherever you went, and have cut off all your enemies from before you; and I will make for you a great name, like the name of the great ones of the earth. 10And I will appoint a place for my people Israel and will plant them, so that they may live in their own place, and be disturbed no more; and evildoers shall afflict them no more, as formerly, 11from the time that I appointed judges over my people Israel; and I will give you rest from all your enemies. Moreover, the LORD declares to you that the LORD will make you a house. 12When your days are fulfilled and you lie down with your ancestors, I will raise up your offspring after you, who shall come forth from your body, and I will establish his kingdom. 13He shall build a house for my name, and I will establish the throne of his kingdom for ever. 14aI will be a father to him, and he shall be a son to me.

Mark 6:30-34, 53-56

30The apostles gathered around Jesus, and told him all that they had done and taught. 31He said to them, "Come away to a deserted place all by yourselves and rest a while." For many were coming and going, and they had no leisure even to eat. 32And they went away in the boat to a deserted place by themselves. 33Now many saw them going and recognized them, and they hurried there on foot from all the towns and arrived ahead of them. 34As he went ashore, he saw a great crowd; and he had compassion for them, because they were like sheep without a shepherd; and he began to teach them many things. 53When they had crossed over, they came to land at Gennesaret and moored the boat. 54When they got out of the boat, people at once recognized him, 55and rushed about that whole region and began to bring the sick on mats to wherever they heard he was. 56And wherever he went, into villages or cities or farms, they laid the sick in the marketplaces, and begged him that they might touch even the fringe of his cloak; and all who touched it were healed.

Did Jesus Have a Man Cave?

I'd like to begin my sermon this morning with a confession: I have a rather unusual, perhaps unorthodox, hobby for a Presbyterian Minister. If you spend any amount of time getting to know me, you'll find out about this hobby pretty quickly, so I'd rather come clean earlier than later. Here it is: I am a homebrewer. I like to brew, bottle, drink, and share my own homemade beer. I say this is an unusual hobby for a Presbyterian minister, but I am certainly not unique. Most of our nation's founding fathers were homebrewers, and George Washington in particular was known to brew an excellent porter or stout. Today and for at least the past few centuries, some of the most renowned beer in the world is and has been brewed by Catholic Monks in Belgium. The great protestant reformer Martin Luther...was not a homebrewer. But his wife Katharina was, and I'm told by at least one historian that Luther considered this to be one of her most admirable traits. Going back even further, Jesus himself was on at least one occasion known to have crafted an excellent beverage for a wedding. Since he was from the Mediterranean, we homebrewers understand his choice of wine, although we can safely assume that had Jesus been invited to a Texas wedding he would have made a nice Amber Bock beer of some sort.

So what in the world does all of this have to do with today's scripture passage? I'm getting there, I promise. I needed to tell you *what* my hobby is, in order to get past that to the more important part. It's not the *what* but rather the where, when, how, and with whom that connect us to today's passage. I began homebrewing about four years ago, when I got to seminary. The first time I brewed, the strong smell of barley filled our entire apartment, much to Amy's dismay, and I was thereafter banished to the basement. Which turned out to be a great place to brew. It turned out to be a great place just to be. The friends I brewed with on a regular basis became some of my best friends at seminary, and we brought comfortable chairs, posters, snacks, and music down to the basement every time we brewed. It was an escape from the pressures of classes, papers and exams. It was meaningful work to do with our hands, that didn't require too much of our heads. Most of the time, I brewed with friends, but some of the time I brewed alone -- and even then it was meaningful, relaxing, a retreat set apart from the world. It was my man cave.

How many of you know what a man cave is? Man caves have become a pretty popular phenomenon lately, although as both of today's scripture passages will demonstrate, the idea has been around for a long time. One website defines a man cave as "a dedicated area of a house, such as a basement, workshop, or garage, where a man can be alone or socialize with his friends. Paula Aymer of Tufts University calls it "the last bastion of masculinity." If you do a Google image search on man cave, you'll find thousands of pictures like the one on the cover of today's bulletin, rooms furnished with pool tables, wet bars, large flat screen televisions, sports paraphernalia, and a conspicuous lack of floral arrangements and (often) good taste."

Now, to be fair, I did ask several women this week if there was a female version of the man cave. A few named "the bathtub" or "the sunroom" as possible equivalents, but when I asked my wife Amy if women had anything like a man cave, she said: "Why, yes, we do. It's called the rest of the house!" It's nice to have things put into perspective for you sometimes.

And so let's turn (at last) to today's gospel passage in Mark. If you were following along with the passage in your pew bibles, you may have noticed that