Sermon for August 16th, 2020
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Psalm 12:1-8
To the leader: according to The Sheminith. A Psalm of David.
1 Help, O Lord, for there is no longer anyone who is godly;
the faithful have disappeared from humankind.
2 They utter lies to each other;
with flattering lips and a double heart they speak.
3 May the Lord cut off all flattering lips,
the tongue that makes great boasts,
4 those who say, “With our tongues we will prevail;
our lips are our own—who is our master?”
5 “Because the poor are despoiled, because the needy groan,
I will now rise up,” says the Lord;
“I will place them in the safety for which they long.”
6 The promises of the Lord are promises that are pure,
silver refined in a furnace on the ground,
purified seven times.
7 You, O Lord, will protect us;
you will guard us from this generation forever.
8 On every side the wicked prowl,
as vileness is exalted among humankind.
Psummer of Psalms III: Psalm 12=
A Prayer for help in evil times.
A man sits down at a bar. A basket of peanuts is nearby and tells him, "Hey man, you're looking great tonight!" The man says, "Thanks, peanuts!"
The peanuts reply, "Also, I really love your outfit!"
The man responds, "Thanks, so nice of you"
The peanuts tell him, "You are one of the coolest guys I have ever met!"
The man is flattered and calls over to the bartender.
"Hey barkeep, these peanuts sure are kind."
The bartender replies, "They sure should be, they're complimentary"