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==Jonah 2:1-10
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1 And out of the belly of the fish he prayed to Yahweh, his God; and he said:
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2 Out of the affliction in which I was I called upon Yahweh,
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And he answered me;
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out of the belly of Sheol I cried.
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You heard my voice.
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3 You cast me into the abyss,
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into the heart of the sea,
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and the flood was all about me.
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All your billows and your waves passed over me
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4 And I said: I am cast out
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of the sight of your eyes.
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How shall I behold again
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your holy Temple?
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5 The waters were all about me
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even to my throat,
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the abyss encompassed me.
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The seaweed was wrapped about my head
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6 at the roots of the mountains.
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I went down into the countries beneath the earth,
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unto the peoples of the past.1 (I descended into a region whose bars were shut upon me for ever)
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But you raised up my life from the pit,
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Yahweh, my God.
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7 Even while my soul fainted within me,
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I remembered Yahweh,
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And my prayer came before you
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into your holy Temple.
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8 Those who serve worthless idols
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forfeit the grace that was theirs.
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9 But I with voice of praise
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will sacrifice to you.
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The vow that I have made
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I will fulfil.
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From Yahweh comes salvation.
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10 And Yahweh spoke to the fish, and it vomited Jonah out upon the shore.
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==Jonah: From the Belly of the Whale==
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How are a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.  
 
How are a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.  
  

Revision as of 14:44, 16 June 2017

==Jonah 2:1-10

1 And out of the belly of the fish he prayed to Yahweh, his God; and he said:

2 Out of the affliction in which I was I called upon Yahweh, And he answered me; out of the belly of Sheol I cried. You heard my voice. 3 You cast me into the abyss, into the heart of the sea, and the flood was all about me. All your billows and your waves passed over me

4 And I said: I am cast out of the sight of your eyes. How shall I behold again your holy Temple? 5 The waters were all about me even to my throat, the abyss encompassed me. The seaweed was wrapped about my head 6 at the roots of the mountains. I went down into the countries beneath the earth, unto the peoples of the past.1 (I descended into a region whose bars were shut upon me for ever) But you raised up my life from the pit, Yahweh, my God.

7 Even while my soul fainted within me, I remembered Yahweh, And my prayer came before you into your holy Temple. 8 Those who serve worthless idols forfeit the grace that was theirs.

9 But I with voice of praise will sacrifice to you. The vow that I have made I will fulfil. From Yahweh comes salvation.

10 And Yahweh spoke to the fish, and it vomited Jonah out upon the shore.

Jonah: From the Belly of the Whale

How are a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.

What do whales eat? Fish and ships.

Fact: Did you know that a blue whale is so long, if it were laid out lengthwise on a football field, the game would totally have to be cancelled?

How can you make a whale float? With root beer, ice cream and a whale?

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