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It was the day before Easter, and Joe was blissfully driving along the highway with his wife, Mary, when they saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. Joe swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped right in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy everywhere. | It was the day before Easter, and Joe was blissfully driving along the highway with his wife, Mary, when they saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. Joe swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped right in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy everywhere. | ||
| − | Joe, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road. He and Mary got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to their dismay, the Easter Bunny was dead. Joe felt terrible--thinking of | + | Joe, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road. He and Mary got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to their dismay, the Easter Bunny was dead. Joe felt terrible--thinking of the poor bunny, and all the children across the world who would be disappointed the next day. He turned to his wife, and said, "What should I do?" |
Mary told Joe not to worry, she knew exactly what to do. Opening her rather large purse, Mary pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal. | Mary told Joe not to worry, she knew exactly what to do. Opening her rather large purse, Mary pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal. | ||
Revision as of 17:53, 30 March 2018
Matthew 28:1-10
1 After the sabbath, as the first day of the week was dawning, Mary Magdalene and the other Mary went to see the tomb. 2 And suddenly there was a great earthquake; for an angel of the Lord, descending from heaven, came and rolled back the stone and sat on it. 3 His appearance was like lightning, and his clothing white as snow. 4 For fear of him the guards shook and became like dead men. 5 But the angel said to the women, “Do not be afraid; I know that you are looking for Jesus who was crucified. 6 He is not here; for he has been raised, as he said. Come, see the place where he lay. 7 Then go quickly and tell his disciples, ‘He has been raised from the dead, and indeed he is going ahead of you to Galilee; there you will see him.’ This is my message for you.” 8 So they left the tomb quickly with fear and great joy, and ran to tell his disciples. 9 Suddenly Jesus met them and said, “Greetings!” And they came to him, took hold of his feet, and worshiped him. 10 Then Jesus said to them, “Do not be afraid; go and tell my brothers to go to Galilee; there they will see me.”
Luke 24:50-53
50 Then he led them out as far as Bethany, and, lifting up his hands, he blessed them. 51 While he was blessing them, he withdrew from them and was carried up into heaven. 52 And they worshiped him, and returned to Jerusalem with great joy; 53 and they were continually in the temple blessing God.
Romans 15:1-7
1 We who are strong ought to put up with the failings of the weak, and not to please ourselves. 2 Each of us must please our neighbor for the good purpose of building up the neighbor. 3 For Christ did not please himself; but, as it is written, “The insults of those who insult you have fallen on me.” 4 For whatever was written in former days was written for our instruction, so that by steadfastness and by the encouragement of the scriptures we might have hope. 5 May the God of steadfastness and encouragement grant you to live in harmony with one another, in accordance with Christ Jesus, 6 so that together you may with one voice glorify the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ. 7 Welcome one another, therefore, just as Christ has welcomed you, for the glory of God.
FPC Worship is Welcoming
It was the day before Easter, and Joe was blissfully driving along the highway with his wife, Mary, when they saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. Joe swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped right in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy everywhere.
Joe, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road. He and Mary got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to their dismay, the Easter Bunny was dead. Joe felt terrible--thinking of the poor bunny, and all the children across the world who would be disappointed the next day. He turned to his wife, and said, "What should I do?"
Mary told Joe not to worry, she knew exactly what to do. Opening her rather large purse, Mary pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.
Miraculously, the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, and quickly picked up all the spilled eggs and candy. Then he waved his little paw at Joe and Mary, and hopped on down the road. 20 yards down the road, the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around and waved again. Then he hopped on for another 20 yards, turned, waved, hopped another 20 yards and waved again!
Well Joe was just astonished, and understandably quite impressed with his wife. He said to Mary, "What in Heaven's name was in that spray can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny?"
Mary gave a knowing smile, and silently handed the aerosol canister to Joe, pointing him to the label. It read, "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."
