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Psalm One

1 WELL is the one who does not walk 
  In worn-out ways of wicked people, 
  Who does not stand in sinner's path
  Who does not sit in scoffer's seat;

2 Whose will is turned to teachings of the Lord
  Who draws them out from dawn to dusk.

3 That one prospers like a tree well-planted
  Near runnels of water, returning ripe fruit
  Neither leaf nor branch shall break nor wither
  All things work toward that one's good.

4 Not so, the wicked! Like wind-scattered dust
5 They will rise no more on reckoning day,
  Sinners cast out from the company of saints.

6 For God recalls the road of the righteous
  But heinous highways lead straight to hell.

Selah: Ancient Songs Our Souls Still Sing

Right now is an important time in our culture: College football season started last week. Pro football starts this week. Last night our UTEP miners opened their season against their great rivals, the NMSU Aggies. The aggies, like their cousins in college station, are not always known for their brilliance.

I'm reminded of the story of Bubba and Tiny--two Aggie football players who had failed their agricultural engineering course three times in a row. Finally, their professor told them that if they didn't pass the final exam, they couldn't play in the big game. He sat them down in a room, just the two of them, handed them each a piece of paper with one fill-in-the-blank question, and then left the room. Before he left, he said "you have exactly one hour two complete the question."

Well Bubba was already pretty nervous, but when he flipped over the piece of paper and saw the question, he turned white with terror. The question read: "Old MacDonald had a _________. I did mention this was an agricultural engineering exam, right? After staring at the question for a few minutes, Bubba looks over at Tiny with a helpless expression on his face, and asks Tiny for the answer. Tiny looks back at Bubba and says, "You sure are dumb, Bubba. Everyone knows that Old MacDonald had a farm."

Relieved, Bubba says "Oh yeah--Now I remember!" He begins to write the answer on his paper, but then pauses. He turns to Tiny again and says, "Tiny...how do you spell farm?"

"Geez, Bubba--You're even dumber than I thought! Everyone knows farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O!"

Fortunately, their professor was an Aggie, too. Bubba and Tiny both passed the test, graduated with honors, and went on to distinguished football careers playing for the Dallas Cowboys.

Ashre Ha-ish asher (Happy is the man)