Difference between revisions of "Sermon for December 13th, 2015"
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| + | Ok, people. First of all, let's get a few things straight. I heard your song. It's nice, but I am NOT a cow. That is udderly false. I mean, seriously... do you see any udders here? | ||
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| + | Didn't think so. I am an ox. There's kind of a difference. But this IS my manger. And you are in my stable. | ||
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Revision as of 13:16, 11 December 2015
Luke 2:1-7
In those days a decree went out from Emperor Augustus that all the world should be registered. 2 This was the first registration and was taken while Quirinius was governor of Syria. 3 All went to their own towns to be registered. 4 Joseph also went from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to the city of David called Bethlehem, because he was descended from the house and family of David. 5 He went to be registered with Mary, to whom he was engaged and who was expecting a child. 6 While they were there, the time came for her to deliver her child. 7 And she gave birth to her firstborn son and wrapped him in bands of cloth, and laid him in a manger, because there was no place for them in the inn.
O Night Bovine
I said the cow, all white and red I gave Him my manger for His bed I gave Him my hay to pillow His head I said the cow, all white and red
Ok, people. First of all, let's get a few things straight. I heard your song. It's nice, but I am NOT a cow. That is udderly false. I mean, seriously... do you see any udders here?
Didn't think so. I am an ox. There's kind of a difference. But this IS my manger. And you are in my stable.
It's a little crowded in Bethlehem.
